Matt Cutts for President

February 7, 2007

In the race for the White House and so many different candidates throwing their name in the ring, my question… where is GoogleGuy? Have you ever known someone with such political finesse as Matt Cutts?

Matt is a genius. Whether in technology or social networking, he’s always thinking on his feet and can wear many hats. (All white ones of course) I have seen Matt at many conferences and have never seen him do or say anything remotely inappropriate to anyone. Even all the black hats that follow him around are treated with the utmost respect and dignity. In the wake of many a Google bomb, Matt Cutts stands by his brand and represents his company in a positive light. Don’t you think he’s a politician at heart? He may not realize it, but I think he is. Not only that, but with all the Google stock Matt must own, he’s probably a bigillionaire so he could fund his own campaign. Like Arnold, he could leave all the lobbyists out in the cold because, he could say, I don’t need your money! I mean he must have plenty of practice doing that to spammers right? Let’s not forget about his skills in journalism. I mean the guy could even write his own speeches.

Matt Cutts is one of my favorite peeps! My favorite thing about Matt is that he only drinks Sprite in a sea of Vodka drinkers. He’s always focused with a clear head.

I went to his blog and even found this picture there.

Could you see this on a campaign poster?

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